Maybe the way to see this whole thing is that…

“Maybe the way to see this whole thing is that VerizAolHoo is one of those giant old-school conglomerates, increasingly focused on reaching the small screen in your pocket, and getting you to give it money through that screen (it works—Verizon has a $230 billion market cap, which is definitely more cap than most of us). We’re not meant to understand what they are.”

Welp, it happened, Verizon bought Yahoo, and now we must live with the consequences — Track Changes (via deathbeard)