Comedian Knows Every World Capital – Geoffrey Asmus – Alpha Standup Comedy

Howdy fellow alphas. Here is a short clip of alpha comedy from my upcoming standup comedy special “The Only White Man” which premieres Sunday March 26th at 8 pm eastern. Turn on your notifications and prepare for the greatest event in American history since Dukakis rode the tank.

Also this joke is very impressive and all shall bow down to me for it. Though honestly this joke doesn’t go well a lot of the time, but thankfully it did on this magical night in Minneapolis.

Again, please subscribe and turn on those notifications to watch the standup special next Sunday March 26th. Please share and spread the word, I spent a lot of money on this darn thing and don’t want to die in a gutter (not quite yet).

Also let me know if I got any facts wrong in this joke. I don’t think I did and I’ll venmo you $1 if you catch a mistake.

Also remember I have a weekly podcast called You’re An Idiot and please consider joining our Patreon for weekly bonus episodes –

I have upcoming shows in Pottstown PA, DC, Richmond, Baltimore, Cleveland, Nashville, Raleigh, Charlotte, Greenville, Savannah, Wilmington, Charleston, Atlanta, Lexington, Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, Peoria, KC, St. Louis, NYC, Chicago and more

Buy tix here –

Subscribe for daily jokes.

Sign up for my mailing list to find out when I perform near you –

Tell me where to perform next.